"Stories to Masturbate to"

— I’m proud to report that the Fly Bottle is #2 in this search on AOL, just after “A Special Weekend” by D. at Spinkle’s Golden Showers! [WARNING: For the love of sweet Jesus DO NOT READ “A Special Weekend” by D. at Sprinkle’s Golden Showers!!! Just don’t.]

[To National Review Readers: Sorry about this, didn’t know you were coming. I repeat: DO NOT READ THE STORY. I mean it.]