Lost Masterpieces: "The Keys to Quackery"

Posted on February 12, 2009 by Will Wilkinson

Kerry has uncovered a treasure of indescribable value in an obscure government document filed in the University of Iowa Library. It is the transcript of an FDA/AMA luncheon speech that includes the line “With the magic lotion that arrived only today she is carefully massaging these tiny protuberances…”

5 thoughts on “Lost Masterpieces: "The Keys to Quackery"”

odograph on February 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm said:

Can't you go to jail for linking that?
Paul O'Pinion on February 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm said:

And we all know that there is still an audience for this.
Paul O'Pinion on February 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm said:

And we all know that there is still an audience for this.
Brian Sorgatz on February 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm said:

Did Plan 9 From Outer Space director Ed Wood write that? It's fascinating. It's sleazy, schmaltzy, and moralistic all at the same time, much like a Wood script. My heart bleeds for the girl rubbing the fraudulent cream over her inadequate breasts.
Brian Sorgatz on February 14, 2009 at 11:54 pm said:

Did Plan 9 From Outer Space director Ed Wood write that? It's fascinating. It's sleazy, schmaltzy, and moralistic all at the same time, much like a Wood script. My heart bleeds for the girl rubbing the fraudulent cream over her inadequate breasts.