You gotta go straight to 3:54.
Obama is the new Scientology!?
I just showed this to Kerry. She is terrified and wants to move to Canada.
[HT: Jonah Goldberg]
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Will Wilkinson
The Sweet Release of Reason
Yeah but dude, it's Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. It's like being upset about Flava Flav's political philosophy.
Famous actors are primarily skilled at conveying and channeling emotion, but at the same time they are pampered and have no legitimate life experience. So you get these sort of rootless, melodramatic attempts to empathize with the rest of the country. This is to real emotion what a five year old boy trying on Daddy's suit and tie is to said Dad going to work.
These people are lost. We should not hold them up for ridicule, we should only pity them, and watch enough movies that their lives don't spiral out of control.
If you think it is scary in Iowa, imagine the terror for those of us living on the coasts where the proximity to this madness makes it all the more palpable.
That would miss the pledge to be of service to bicep 1, Barack and bicep 2, Obama, at 3:19.
The baybee at 1:02 and a few other places looks like an alien.
Actually, to be analytical, I think it's more Maoist, right? Didn't the Chairman ask everyone joining the party to pledge on what we call the Little Red Book and promise to carry it everywhere? I especially like the transition fadeout with all the squares – reminiscent of those square signs the hordes of Youth flip in the stadiums, maybe? But mass propaganda techniques are the same in all state forms, no?
Watching from Canada, it's still damn scary. I'm building a rocket to Mars, or possibly New Caprica.
Yeah, I caught that too. My response: WTF?!?!
The most offensive thing about this video is not these wayward celebrities pledging “this and that” but that there are plenty of people who live their entire lives being generous, unselfish, and honorable regardless of which president has been in office. It is almost as if being a decent human just started yesterday and Obama his voters all of a sudden have a monopoly over it.
GET OVER YOURSELVES! You are not that hip, caring, or philanthropic. If you were, you wouldn't need a cheesy commercial to prop up your over-inflated egos. Beat it.
My mother-in-law, who experienced the cult of Mao in the 1960s, would immediately recognize the video for what it is. I wonder if most Americans are going to be as quick to catch on.
Sadly I do not think so.
You are right. But they are not pledging to their neighbors or even themselves. They could not have made the pledges years ago because they are pledging to Obama.
do i hear the barely suppressed sobs of mawkish self-congratulation? thought so.
I'm a dyed-blue liberal and even I think this is sick.
This comment section is boring me. And WTF, Kerry wants to move to Canada NOW! You libertarians really are oddballs.
Weird. The video has just been removed by user. Perhaps they finally watched the clip they posted?
If you're bored, KJ, go out and get yourself a big slice of I'm-dependent-on-a-politician-to-give-my-life-meaning. It seems to be all the rage these days. It's everywhere, and cheap, too.
There's nothing better than going about one's day viewing life through the prism of presidential politics. What a way to live! Breathe it in, man, love it, own that thing! You're NOTHING without that one dude in the Oval Office. He's everything — the very connective tissue that bonds us as humanity and keeps us reaching for something more. God, I love politicians! I love god politicians!
Yes… mmm mmm mmm! Nothing boring here. My life is infused with the spirit of Barack, man, and DAMN it's good!
I suppose the best hope one has is that Obama himself did not lead the initiative to “Pledge the President”. The day Rahm Emmanuel enacts the compulsory Obama National Unity Service (ONUS … hehe – see anyone can come up with a clever acronym), that's the day I fold.
If that video doesn't work try this:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vi…
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I don’t understand. They could’ve pledged to do this _years ago_.
Why is it easier to stop sex trade now than 5 years ago?
Why didn’t they start smiling to their neighbours in 2007?
Mao did ask it. Except let's not forget that he recruited an entire generation of militant youth to coerce the population into compliance. The intellectuals and leadership were murdered without any opportunity to surrender to slavery. All wealth and property was confiscated in the name of the cultural revolution.
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Let's face it, Obama represents the fact that we have had a coup d'etat complete: we've been taken over by foreign bankers, the global elites that will enslave us by taxing us into oblivion and taking our money, and disallow us the use of resources. They have just about admitted they are ushering in a new global elite, with Obama as their willing puppet and it is just sick. George Soros bought the Democrat party, now he owns the USA. He's a convicted international criminal. Obama will be doing whatever ZBiggy and Soros want, and David Rockefeller, who is the embodiment of the devil himself.
No more constitution, no more bill of rights, now the bankers will own you and the UN is your government.
Sig Heil Obama! Sig Heil!
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Yes, the video is somewhat creepy. But I wouldn't sound the alarm bells just yet. Three months from now, the honeymoon will probably be over. The left will probably be disillusioned by Obama's failure to do good-government magic by then. If the lovefest is just as strong in three months, *then* it may be time to head for the hills.
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Dear Sir,
I believe you are mistaken about the coup d'etat and the foreign bankers and the global elites and the taxation oblivion and the disallowance of use of resources and the global elite and the willing puppet and George Soros and the ownership of the USA and the international criminality and doing what Zbiggy and Soros want and David Rockefeller and the devil and the constitution and the bill of rights and the bankers and the UN and the Nazi proclamations to Obama.
I eagerly await a repost of your comment after the above mistakes have been corrected.
Many Thanks,
A guy
You are free to believe what you want, but this was inevitable.
Go back and listen to the speeches about 'armed civilian national security forces' and 'global citizens of the world' and world government being the “ONE WAY, the ONLY WAY”, and government being “the ONLY one who can fix things”.
They are not mistakes, they are their own words.
Henry Kissinger just said it on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange. He said, Obama will allow them to usher in the New World Order even faster… and others have said that we need a new crisis, but Kissinger thinks this financial one they created is just about good timing to get what they want.
And they've now got it.
Obama = puppet.
Emanuel is an Israeli terrorist creep whose father bombed people in Israel. He has dual citizenship.
You wouldn't like Canada, Kerry and Will. They have single-payer health care and they get really excited about hockey. Also, their national anthem is much better than ours, which I assume you would see as a bad thing.
It's creepy, but I still think Jason Bateman's second comment is pretty funny.
Anyone know who the guy at about 1:10 is that claims to be an American rather than an African-American? I like him, at least for those 3-4 seconds.
Why do I keep hearing this claim? “In a few months, the honeymoon will be over. The left will be disillusioned/ realize it got snookered/ come face to face with reality.”
No. That's not what will happen. People are missing the dynamics of this whole thing. It's way beyond partisan politics. All of this stuff — the gooey YouTube videos, the legions gathered in DC today, the gushing media pronouncements — is the act of people absolutely desperate to be part of something Historic And Larger Than Life. I'll leave it up to the sociologists to say WHY that's the case right now (the absence of religion, the coldness of technology, the disconnect of cyber life, whatever whatever), but regardless of the catalyst, it is what's going on.
And they're not going to just let that go. This thing fuels these people. It is their existence. There's too much psychic energy bound up now in the whole deal to allow some sense of deflation. Obama, and what he has been made to represent to these folks, will continue to be rationalized, justified and psychologically molded into the thing they need him to be.
The guy at 1:10 is Michael Strahan. Formerly of the NY Giants. I thought he was more intelligent than being duped into a video as shameful as this. But yes, for those 3-4 seconds, he's got something.
Jason Bateman must have been in character.
It is such a treat to have the Tragically Hip give us their New Year's (New Term's?) resolutions. I was all set to give up retching until I saw the video. There is nothing like being patronized by a the Hollywood set.
It is such a treat to have the Tragically Hip give us their New Year's (New Term's?) resolutions. I was all set to give up retching until I saw the video. There is nothing like being patronized by a the Hollywood set.
It's not that these people made a pledge of allegiance to obama, The scary thing is that this sort of blind worship has been occuring prior to this and will only continue and possibly even worsen!! I will pledge allegiance to the flag and to my country and especially to my God, but NEVER to a MAN!! Why don't they just pledge to serve America instead of a man who is falable and to this point… Unknown?
I find it funny that people in the comments are freaking out about celebrities being stupid. The commercial is creepy, sure, but it's pretty meaningless; as people have said, it's just the Hollywood set trying to find some sort of relevance beyond acting in films (and a couple sports and music figures to boot). The only difference here is that they're being patronizing when someone who they supported is president, rather than before when they were patronizing in spite of someone they did not support being president. All the “head for the hills” comments are ridiculous. This is hardly anything new. George Bush was all but canonized by conservative media in all its forms; why do you expect any different from liberal media with Obama?
If anything this is business as usual: celebs being dumbasses and pretending that other people care.
And for the coup de grace, we learn at the end that this insipid video is a Harpo production — i.e., Oprah did it.
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If I hear the word “Change” one more time, someone is going to be seriously, grievously harmed.
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That's easily the creepiest thing I've seen in a very long time.
“What's your pledge?”
Hmmmmm…. how about….
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
(Not exactly original, but it'd be interesting to see how some of these ape-brains would respond to it.)
I wish celebrities would SHUT THE HELL UP and just act. Do they think they can advise us what to do? Who are these freaks? Pledge to be a servant of Barak Obama? Over my dead body. I serve only God and His son Jesus Christ. I will serve my fellowman when, how, and where according to the dictates of my God not the dictates of any man, especially a man like B.O.–who has no experience whatsoever to be my president. So Ashton and Demi and all you other self righteous actors who love to spew your “love one another” fake facades, just go away because we are all sick of your blabberings. Go back to your old Mother Russia because that what is sounds like you want here in my country, the USA. Man it felt good to say that.
My pledge?
In brightest day, in darkest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light.
Pass the puke bucket.
[quote]Yes, the video is somewhat creepy. But I wouldn't sound the alarm bells just yet. Three months from now, the honeymoon will probably be over. The left will probably be disillusioned by Obama's failure to do good-government magic by then. If the lovefest is just as strong in three months, *then* it may be time to head for the hills.[/quote]
You're kidding, right? Have you listened to the leftist politicians and media over the last three or four days? I've never in my life heard such delusion. There is no way the left and the media (one and the same) will turn on this guy. Why don't they just erect the golden statue and altar and get it over with. This is the sickest and creepiest stuff I've heard in my lifetime and I've been around awhile. This is truly scary and there is simply no where to go. We are in for it.
Where did they get this, MienKampf, It sounds scarrily like the one done by the Hitler Youth in Germany
You forgot the part about the Bilderbergers and the the extraterrestrial prison warder reptilians from the constellation Draco. Addendum made!
The what? I think you liberals are living in fantasy land and have been watching too much sci-fi.
Wait a minute, aren't the tragically hip canadian? Are we being meddled with by foreign governments?
I pledge allegiance to Queen Frag
And her mighty state of hysteria… Calvin and Hobbes circa 1988
How nice of all of you “We the People” who elected this empty suit, to give Hollywood an actual thought of them being legit.
Thank you for now completely screwing us!
I pledge to never buy another movie that isn't made by Sherwood Baptist Church
I pledge to give to my local Pregnancy Resource Center, to give a voice to those that don;t have a voice.
I pledge to never look at P.Diddy again without thinking that his mom should have slapped him more.
I pledge to rinse the vomit out of my mouth when I am done here!
I pledge, I pledge I pledge, hey I think a jacket that lets me hug myself would good right now!
Yeah all of you are right. Those are terrible ideas and the world will be worse for it. So THIS is what conservatives are afraid of. LOL
I pledge not to buy any products pimped by those Hollywood bandwagon freaks!
Im a black man from Chicago and this crap scares me. My whole city is like a cult right now. I must have missed the koolaid when it was coming around…
can i go with you to New Capria
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I pledge never to watch Oprah or any of these freaks in a paid movie again if I can help it. By the way where is my bail out money? Why not just lower the tax withholdings and let us get our money?
Why is this commitment so important to a President? Why not do this to the Constitution? As far as I know no one is a slave in our country. We already fought this battle and the good guys won. But I guess you got the text book where history was rewritten.
I pledge to continue to pray for this country and it's people. I pledge to continue to be kind no matter how Im treated…although I pledge to snap when deemed appropriate too.
I also pledge to puke in that bucket if someone will pass it around….
Maybe a little twee, but at least they are trying. Bottle the cynicism in these posts and it is more toxic than all the toxic assets, all the excess carbon in the world
Frak! Count me in.
ALL I CAN SAY IS AMEN!!!! AMEN!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL V TO WHAT YOU SAID.
Why do celebs have more authority than real experts who have data and research know what they are talking about?
I pledge to uphold the constitution of the United States of America ! ! ! !
Not to the new DICKtator !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its ok mk
Celebs don't have more authority they just have more money; Also experts are idiots every time 1 of them says we should do this and we should do that then I know we are about to get screwed.They don't know anymore than they read in a book,with absolutely no common sense.Bail out this Bail out that—well You haven't removed the FOX from the hen house yet,just throw in more chickens…….I will give your President the same respect you gave mine——UP YOURS CHUMP!!
Aren't any of them aware that the president is there to serve the American people?
The problem of the message is not the words or the act that they are pledging to do. It is the reasoning behind it. The truth is, this message is about a man, a man who is misleading our great nation. There are to many people out there just going along with life and have no clue as to what is going on because of the media and the slobbering love affair that is happening. Will americans wake up before it is too late or will our great nation “founded under god” be devoured by the wolf in sheeps clothing?
Did you notice the connection to Oprah Winfrey (Harpo Productions)?
It certainly sounds like/looks like Oprah.
the focus of this video is not on the actors and weather their doing their pledge or not (which they probably arent) or if they are in a power to influence anyone its the fact that they “pledge to be a servent to the president” the president doesnt have servents. kings and queens to. we came to america to escape that crap. obama is trying to recruit basically minions for his sociallist ideals. and what the heck is with the speech only to the kids. thats rediculous
It's Harpo Productions…. ya thing he might have had a had in it??
I pledge to the president! say what? this is so completely out of order – this guy won't last his full term, the hounds are on him now and as they dig into this guy, you will find radical communists and marxists like Van Jones are in every corner of this guys administration, put there by his militant wife and her connections… keep digging boys and girls your just hitting the tip of what is buried here
Wow
What a lot of horrible, hateful things people are pledging to here! Ending hunger, smiling at people, ending modern day slavery, making the world a better place for everyone, to be a better mentor for Big Brother, etc! Why ON EARTH would anyone, want someone to forward PAST these pledges? These are GOOD things!
But….I thought it WAS weird when I heard the (of course) edited, radio version of this, and “I pledge to be a servant to Obama” — boy does that sound weird, along with a lot of the “green” stuff…..but immeduately after the pledge to Obama is a pledge to ALL mankind.
Forget about politics (I've been around and worked with too many good people from all political persuasions to put any moral judgement on left or right) — I hope, sincerely, that all people make a pledge to just be as loving as they can be. There are so many of us good people here–we deserve it. Please don't let those who want us to hate each other have their way!
I pledge to the best I can be, to listen to all, no matter what political party they are in, to recognize the good in people I meet and to only say that which will only bless, heal or uplift whoever I am talking to.
I pledge that I was compleatly creeped out by this. We are America pledge to work hard for you and your family if everyone does that, the world will get better. Don't pledge to serve anyone else, especially a president.
I PLEDGE alligence to the flag of the United States of AMERICA and to the Republic for which it stands; one Nation, under God,… That's MY pledge. Obama is setting himself up to be a god. Talk about the AUDACITY!
can you say, “Anti-christ”?
I PLEDGE alligence to the flag of the United States of AMERICA and to the Republic for which it stands; one Nation, under God,… That's MY pledge. Obama is setting himself up to be a god. Talk about the AUDACITY!
can you say, “Anti-christ”?