Beards

I’ve got to say, I was way ahead of the curve on this one. In my book, the beard’s played. I’ve been absolutely certain for several months now that the Burt Reynolds/Tom Selleck mustache is set for a raging return. I wish to be on the crest of that wave. But keeping the beard is one of those little things I do for the lady.

But tell me truly: is this not what a man should look like?

Burt!

Yes. Yes it is.

43 thoughts on “Beards

  1. Will,

    I couldn’t agree more. In fact, I had a nice full mustache during the spring semester of last year all the way through the summer. I LOVED it. And actually, there’s been a bit of a mustache trend amoung the hipsters out here in Los Angeles. That might be over by now. I’m always at least a step behind them…

    My biggest disappointment, with repsect to the mustache, is that I booked a national Arby’s commercial with the thing…and they never aired it. I was super-excited to get that thing out there to the American people…!

    Oh well, next time. Until then, long live the stache!

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  3. Will,

    I couldn’t agree more. In fact, I had a nice full mustache during the spring semester of last year all the way through the summer. I LOVED it. And actually, there’s been a bit of a mustache trend amoung the hipsters out here in Los Angeles. That might be over by now. I’m always at least a step behind them…

    My biggest disappointment, with repsect to the mustache, is that I booked a national Arby’s commercial with the thing…and they never aired it. I was super-excited to get that thing out there to the American people…!

    Oh well, next time. Until then, long live the stache!

  4. My stashes and beards always come in uneven and patchy. :(

    Is there anything I can do?

  5. My stashes and beards always come in uneven and patchy. :(

    Is there anything I can do?

  6. Ah, the porn-stashe. Classic!

    The best revival-impulse for the porn-stashe: Swedish musician “Gunther”, http://www.gunthernet.com. For a good laugh, check out the finest tribute to Eurotrash/Eurocheese ever created, Gunther’s “Din, Ding, Dong” music video.

    Thing is, I don’t think the guy had it in mind he was making a parody.

    (For whatever it’s worth: my comments here not to be taken to mean I think Will is a cheese-bag for having a beard).

  7. Ah, the porn-stashe. Classic!

    The best revival-impulse for the porn-stashe: Swedish musician “Gunther”, http://www.gunthernet.com. For a good laugh, check out the finest tribute to Eurotrash/Eurocheese ever created, Gunther’s “Din, Ding, Dong” music video.

    Thing is, I don’t think the guy had it in mind he was making a parody.

    (For whatever it’s worth: my comments here not to be taken to mean I think Will is a cheese-bag for having a beard).

  8. Anytime man — thought you’d get a kick out that. First I heard of him was throgh that ‘ding dong’ vid — couldn’t stop laughing my ass off. Genius.

  9. Anytime man — thought you’d get a kick out that. First I heard of him was throgh that ‘ding dong’ vid — couldn’t stop laughing my ass off. Genius.

  10. Hi there, I just randomly found your blog here as I was researching that Emerson quote on consistency and the hobgoblin of little minds. Of course I ended up using it to butcher it. Shame on me. But I couldn’t help but read more of your blog here. And saw this soft p*rn image of Burt Reynolds. I have to admit, when I was a wee child I had a little crush on the man in his Smokey and the Bandit days. And yes, even now I find that picture of him disturbingly sexy. :) Ahhhhh…yes.

  11. Hi there, I just randomly found your blog here as I was researching that Emerson quote on consistency and the hobgoblin of little minds. Of course I ended up using it to butcher it. Shame on me. But I couldn’t help but read more of your blog here. And saw this soft p*rn image of Burt Reynolds. I have to admit, when I was a wee child I had a little crush on the man in his Smokey and the Bandit days. And yes, even now I find that picture of him disturbingly sexy. :) Ahhhhh…yes.

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  13. Yes.

    Yes, yes, yes.

    Yes.

    I am so tired of being outcast in a world of hairless twinks and the men and women who’ll shave them!

    Mustache ride anyone?

    Thanks for the affirmation…and let it grow!

  14. Yes.

    Yes, yes, yes.

    Yes.

    I am so tired of being outcast in a world of hairless twinks and the men and women who’ll shave them!

    Mustache ride anyone?

    Thanks for the affirmation…and let it grow!

  15. Oh, such a MAN! Splendid, hairy, fuzzy, true, handsome MAN

    I love his chest, I love his legs, I love his beard, and all I don(t see – oh, may I leave that arm…

    Thank you, thank you, thank you

    If you have other pics of hairy men, please, send it to me
    ciao
    from ITALY,
    Oliver

  16. Oh, such a MAN! Splendid, hairy, fuzzy, true, handsome MAN

    I love his chest, I love his legs, I love his beard, and all I don(t see – oh, may I leave that arm…

    Thank you, thank you, thank you

    If you have other pics of hairy men, please, send it to me
    ciao
    from ITALY,
    Oliver

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  18. I love this naked moustache man cause he gives me a lot of energy.he is one of the men i was looking for.

  19. I love this naked moustache man cause he gives me a lot of energy.he is one of the men i was looking for.

  20. Trust me, bear culture isn’t all about the big bellies. Hairy bodies with muscle are also very popular. And some of us couldn’t be happier to welcome the moustache and beard back to the mainstream, along with all the other tasty bits of body hair. Keep it coming!

  21. Trust me, bear culture isn’t all about the big bellies. Hairy bodies with muscle are also very popular. And some of us couldn’t be happier to welcome the moustache and beard back to the mainstream, along with all the other tasty bits of body hair. Keep it coming!

  22. No, a man should not look like that unless he’s an ape. Humans should be smooth and look like humans. would you want your woman to keep all her body hair? No, right? Well, neither do today’s women want YOU to look like an animal.

  23. No, a man should not look like that unless he’s an ape. Humans should be smooth and look like humans. would you want your woman to keep all her body hair? No, right? Well, neither do today’s women want YOU to look like an animal.

  24. well, to robthomaseyes…that’s not completely true. Some women like their men to have hair. Like me for instance, i like a man to have chest hair and it would be nice for him to have a mustache like Burt’s. Burt Reynolds is one the sexiest men i have seen and the hair only makes it better!!

  25. well, to robthomaseyes…that’s not completely true. Some women like their men to have hair. Like me for instance, i like a man to have chest hair and it would be nice for him to have a mustache like Burt’s. Burt Reynolds is one the sexiest men i have seen and the hair only makes it better!!