Julian discovers my anti-matter Will Wilkinson complement. Yes. I believe we would destroy each other on contact . . . if not for the fact that we both like Chicago deep dish pizza. So, I think, we would in reality give off a dazzling but ultimately harmless shower of sparks.
Wait, so you’re saying if you collided with another guy you would give off sparks? Umm. I knew you were gay. Ok, hoped. But I knew it too.
Oh, and then there’s the fact that you felt it necessary to mention you had common interests. Food, no less. How romantic. And… you used the word “dazzling.” That’s one step away from “fabulous.”
And then there’s this picture: http://www.willwilkinson.net/flybottle/archives/images/willswing.JPG
But I digress.
Not just sparks, but a dazzling shower of sparks. A hot, dripping, soapy shower of sparks. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Wait, so you’re saying if you collided with another guy you would give off sparks? Umm. I knew you were gay. Ok, hoped. But I knew it too.
Oh, and then there’s the fact that you felt it necessary to mention you had common interests. Food, no less. How romantic. And… you used the word “dazzling.” That’s one step away from “fabulous.”
And then there’s this picture: http://www.willwilkinson.net/flybottle/archives/images/willswing.JPG
But I digress.
Not just sparks, but a dazzling shower of sparks. A hot, dripping, soapy shower of sparks. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.